The Gospel of Methodist U

I have started going to my fiancee's church. It's a little church, way back in the woods with a weekly congregation of about 80 people or so. It's one of those churches where everyone knows everyone else, and their families, and their family's families. Sunday, I went to church, and as I walked in, one of the women of the church stopped me and told me that she had a picture of me. This struck me as odd because, why would she have a picture of me? And then she gave it to me, it was the Methodist viewbook. There I was laughing in class, and pushing my nose off to the side. After church, she asked me to do something I hadn't done in a long time. She asked me to tell her son all about Methodist. It was then I realized how very difficult it was to properly articulate everything I ever wanted to say about Methodist in a small amount of time. So, I proceeded to tell him all about the benefits of a liberal arts education, and the benefits of small class size, and just tell him the good news about Methodist. That was all I had time to tell him. Luckily, he is coming to visit the campus, as you all should. Methodist is really not something that can be explained, rather it is something that should be experienced. - Rhyan